U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Please don't give away my fajitas
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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