just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
God, I missed his penis.
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