I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
God, I missed his penis.
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