She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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