New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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