Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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