so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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