Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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