Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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