Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
