these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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