5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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