Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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