I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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