My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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