is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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