i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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