I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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