he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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