Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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