Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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