Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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