i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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