i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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