I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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