I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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