you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
