More tranny stories later!
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
