The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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