look no pants
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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