We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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