we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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