Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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