so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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