If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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