Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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