Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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