Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Semen is not good for contacts.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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