I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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