Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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