How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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