just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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