We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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