Betty ford says i'm here all night
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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