i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
