Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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