I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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