Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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