real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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