Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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