He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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