yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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