how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
what day is it and did you see me today?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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