Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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