giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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