Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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