Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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